And one helluva photo op….
The day, of course, begins with an examination of the back deck ceiling. Which is dad and Uncle Tom's specialty.
It's also a brilliant way to get out of the kitchen and out of the way of the women in said kitchen while they bake turkey, stuffing, potatoes, pies, etc… etc… etc.
Holy Bananas, food.
Holy Bananas, avoidance of responsibility and masculine duty (until of course, the 24 pound turkey needs to be pulled out of the oven, then man-power is a necessary evil.).
Which brings me to another point- WTF- I'm totally capable of handling a bird of that girth… how come nobody asked me?!?!
Meanwhile- Dad samples Pepe Nero (a rather fetching and absolutely delicious pepper brew from the Goose Island Brewery)- in yet another attempt to avoid the kitchen. The Bob is a wise, wise man.
And so the day goes on… with such an epic degree of familial love and debauchery. Mom decides she's a pirate (or reprobate as Uncle Tom put it)… Aunt Dee decides she's a movies star of old Hollywood proportions…
Several thousand pounds of food, drink, and merriment later, it was the end of the holiday-day.
Thank the powers-out-there because I was plum tuckered out by 6:30, curled up on the outside couch, snoozing in the happy mellowness of tryptophan.
And literally have no memory of the rest of the evening.
Happy Thanksgiving.
And then today rolled around- which means the post-Thanksgiving Day picnic.
Much like the Pre-Thanksgiving Day Pub Crawl, the picnic involves goodness, great conversation, too much food, and just enough of the white man's fire water.
There is something so special and so charming about family time.
And at the same time… so absurdly and so deliciously nonsensical.
Especially this family… And this time.
So Much Love to You All.
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